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On a flight back from London last week, I did something naughty. At around 10,000 feet over the Arabian Gulf, as we made our final approach to Dubai, I turned my mobile phone on, just to see if it worked.
It did. And I got a call straight away, from Standard Chartered Bank, offering me a new credit card.
It took two minutes to explain to the lady on the other end that I am on a plane, I can’t talk. I don’t want a Standard Chartered card. I had one two years ago and it was the worst ever experience of my entire life. Money just disappeared, bills I never incurred appeared.
The charges were shocking. And it took three months to get “closure” even though I paid it off in full.
She has called me three more times this week. So have three reps from Royal Bank of Scotland, four from First Gulf Bank, and two from Dubai First. They all want to give me something I don’t want – credit.
Lending, it would appear, is back in fashion. The credit crunch is over. Banks are back to their old habits, and their lending strategy is exactly the same as before.
1/ Get absolutely anybody’s mobile phone number.
2/ Call them several times a day, to offer a credit card or loan up to AED250,00
3/ Tell them that no salary transfer letter, or even proof of income, is needed.
Between 2004 and 2008, during the boom years, this worked. Mugs like me said “great!”. We bought fancy cars to make us look rich, plasma TVs to make us look cool and designer clothes to make us look trendy.
I admit, I was as guilty as most of your reading this probably are as well. Last night while we were clearing out the spare room, my wife confronted me over why I owned two PlayStations, four guitars, and a Samurai sword.
“After just eight months of marriage, you’ve been secretly seeing Standard Chartered, haven’t you?” she asked.
(Luckily she didn’t find the “teach yourself to be an astronaut” DVD box set which I keep hidden at work).
But like many of you, I paid a big price. I reckon thousands of dollars worth of interest charges on the credit cards I once owned, not to mention being hounded by the banks if I was more than an hour late with payments.
However, the credit crunch was a much needed wake up call. I cleared all the cards, cut them up and said goodbye to the old days of spend, spend, spend. (I have never felt more liberated).
So now we are back full circle. The many billions recently pumped into the banks to kick start lending is feeding through to the masses. I was even offered a mortgage yesterday by a guy I met in the car park from RAK Bank.
The question is, how many of us will take the bait this time?
Of course, consumer spending is needed to get the economy moving again. But like house prices never returning to their peaks, I suspect spending will never be the same.
We will do it in a more measured, sensible way. Those of us still in jobs have learnt (or been forced) to live within our means. The UAE’s economy will thrive again, but at a pace that is manageable. And that can only be a good thing.
As we move forward, the only losers will be those banks who practically forced money down our throats. (Yes, I know, we took it, it’s our fault as well).
But if the end result is that I never in my life get a call again from Standard Chartered, I will throw a huge party - paid for upfront in cash.
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