By Matthew Lynn
Unless Tiger Woods is voted Husband of the Year, it is hard to see how 2010 can be more surprising, says Matthew Lynn.
No one can complain that the last two years have been light on drama. We had the worst financial crash in living memory, and some of the biggest banks in the world effectively came under state control.
Unless Tiger Woods is voted Husband of the Year, it is hard to see how 2010 can offer anything more surprising.
Bearing in mind that any predictions made here are about as reliable as the American economy, here are eight things that might grab our attention in the next twelve months.
One: Tax cuts
Every government in Europe faces a fiscal crunch. They have tried spending their way out of the recession and run up huge deficits. By the middle of 2010, governments will start to realise that only rapid economic growth will dig them out of the budgetary hole. The only way they can do that is with pro-business policies and lower taxes. Germany is leading the way, with a $12.2bn package of tax cuts aimed at companies and individuals. As the year progresses, the rest of Europe will catch up.
Two: BT Group and Vodafone Group merge
In a world marked by low growth and fierce competition, companies will be calling their mergers-and-acquisitions bankers to help them out. Only a big deal that allows them to strip out costs will keep profits rising.
So how about a link-up between the British telecommunications companies? The fixed-line operator BT Group and the mobile-phone giant Vodafone both face rapid technological change and pressure on their earnings. Like two drunks in a bar, they could prop each other up.
Three: News Corp sells The Times
Rupert Murdoch has always been the smartest, least sentimental player in the media industry. Now he's considering putting up pay walls on his UK newspaper websites. By the middle of the year, he will realise that's crazy. No one wants to pay for papers online. If he wanted to go down that road, he should have done so ten years ago.
The Times is still a prestigious name, so there should be a Russian oligarch willing to pay something for it. Why not sell now while it is still worth money?
Four: An Italian head of the European Central Bank
Jean-Claude Trichet's term as president of the ECB will expire in 2011, but by the end of 2010 the jockeying for his job will already have started. They can't have another Frenchman, nor can they go for the European Union's default option of appointing an obscure Dutchman. They have already done that. So why not an Italian? Mario Draghi has impressed the markets as Bank of Italy governor. And, hey, he worked at Goldman Sachs Group Inc. The Goldman alumni already run the rest of the world, so they might as well add the ECB to the list.
Five: UK strikes
In May, Britain will get its first incoming Conservative government since Margaret Thatcher became prime minister in 1979. The country is in an economic hole now, just as it was then. Conservative Party leader David Cameron will want to get the pain in early, cutting public spending and slashing corporate taxes to revive enterprise. With that kind of provocation, he will find the unions are still a force to be reckoned with. Expect some long, bitter strikes and plenty of wobbles for the pound as currency markets wait to see who wins.
Six: Irish economic comeback
The Irish are in the doldrums. The economy has shrivelled. The budget deficit will be catastrophic at 11.7 percent of gross domestic product this year.
But remember, the phrase "the luck of the Irish" wasn't coined for nothing. Alone among the developed economies, the Irish have cut public spending, let house prices fall to a level where people can actually afford them, and kept corporate taxes low. By the end of 2010, while the rest of the world tries to figure out why taking on more debt isn't the best way to fix a debt crisis, the Irish economy will come roaring back.
Seven: The lawsuits start flying
When the going gets tough, the lawyers get busy. There were plenty of deals struck during 2006 and 2007 that have about as much chance of making a profit as Bernard Madoff does of spending Christmas at home with the family. Funnily enough, no one ever rings their lawyer to complain about a deal that made money. When it loses money, it turns out that it was fraud. Expect a wave of lawsuits as dozens of private-equity managers, hedge-fund investors and bank traders decide that big deal they did in 2007 was illegal - and they want their money back.
Eight: ‘Long fuses' drive us crazy
In the aftermath of any debt crisis, it takes a long time for the problems to become apparent. It depends on when debts come up for rescheduling, or how much cash companies have tucked away. They will detonate, but they are on a long fuse.
The trouble is that there are lots of long fuses out there and quite a few explosions to come. So while it's a perfectly good phrase right now, by the end of 2010 we'll be fed up with it.
Matthew Lynn is a Bloomberg News columnist. The opinions expressed are his own.